Wait, What?

whatthebuckbucky:

“Until we can close that portal, our priority is containment. Bu-“

 He almost stumbles over the word, Bucky’s name resting on the edge of his tongue.

 Nobody notices the hitch in his voice as he lets his lips form another name in its place.

 “-arton, I want you on that roof, eyes on everything.”

sebstantialcrisis:

Bucky grins at him, dragging a hand over Steve’s chest. “Yeah? What about you, running around in this thing? Do you not know what size shirt you wear, or are just doing the rest of the world a service?”

"This shirt fits," Steve argues.

"I’m not buying that," Bucky says with a shake of his head. "You should take it off so I can check the tag."

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LMAO FUCKING SMOOTH BUCKY. FUCKING SMOOTH

please everyone go read this spy!au stevebucky fic. ITS AWESOME!!!!!!!

tylerlovetroye:

BURN 
dendropsyche:

IM LAUGHING SO HARD

dendropsyche:

IM LAUGHING SO HARD

vagary-in-paracosm:

malenaferrell:

fizzylimon:

prettypeggyoh:

toocooltobehipster:

abigaildonaldson:

The poor models at Louis Vuitton.

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yo, fuck marc jacobs, he treats models like complete shit all of the time and never gets called out on it

Oh my god this is real

if this doesnt get people pissed i dont know what will

I don’t understand why anyone would want to be a model. It’s a career that only lasts 10 years tops, not even.  So unless you get famous or get into the fashion industry some other way you’re going to be out of a job by the time you are in your late 20’s or early 30’s.  Also you get treated like shit, and don’t even get paid THAT well unless you’re lucky to work for a major place. 

ediyank:

marvelcomic-fan:

I wanna take this class! #Marvel

Wait, can I get another Master’s after I finish my PhD?

ediyank:

marvelcomic-fan:

I wanna take this class! #Marvel

Wait, can I get another Master’s after I finish my PhD?

liamdryden:

annemarina:

are straight boys obligated to touch the top of every door frame??

We do it as an act of cleansing for the times our hands accidentally brush against our bros’ hands

meisterful:

drochfaol:

ryancrobert:

sexybritishllama:

no cough syrup

you are not ‘grape flavoured’

have you ever tasted a grape

you taste like death and the tears of small children

not fucking grape

wow what a surprise another cis-gendered white upper-middle class american male telling someone what they can and cannot identify as. why don’t you go fuck yourself

#i can no longer tell what is and isn’t a joke on tumblr any more

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anthony mackie and sebastian stan arguing over whose role was more important
mackie: I WAS THE FIRST GUY ON THE SCREEN AND I HAD THE FINAL LINE
sebastian: WELL IF YOU COUNT THE AFTER AFTER CREDITS SCENE I WAS THE LAST GUY ON THE SCREEN
mackie: DUDE YOU HAD LIKE 2 LINES IN THE ENTIRE MOVIE
sebastian: OH I’M SORRY ARE YOU REFERRING TO THE MOVIE THAT WAS NAMED AFTER MY GODDAMN CHARACTER

zultein:

blue-eyed-hanji:

sorayraya:

cat-crusade:

i wish i lived in england!! then i’d have a cute english boyfr-

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seriously this is what they look like

wtf why do they all look like theyre stuck in their eminem phase

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Dylan catching a fly.

imsirius:

Daniel Radcliffe wrote a thank you note and then some to the Dublin minor football team he partied with in 2012 x