Wait, What?

fuck-yeah-feminist:

In which Jimmy Fallon nails it. 

bunan-tsokolatte:

I’M SORRY BUT I SAW THE PREVIEW AT THE END OF TODAY’S “DOCTOR WHO” EPISODE AND I COULDN’T STOP LAUGHING AT THIS SCENE AND THEN I THOUGHT OF THIS PART FROM ONE OF PEWD’S FRIDAY WITH PEWDIEPIE AND I LAUGHED MORE

prismatoid:

Life is full of difficult decisions. 

prismatoid:

Life is full of difficult decisions. 

time-doesnt-wait-for-me:

pellaeonthewingedlion:

shewhohangsoutincemeteries:

PotterFacts 7/404 | The Chamber of Secrets
"Gilderoy Lockhart is the only Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher to have no connection at all to Voldemort."

That’s because even Voldemort has a certain demand for skill and competence

that was the sickest burn i have ever seen

time-doesnt-wait-for-me:

pellaeonthewingedlion:

shewhohangsoutincemeteries:

PotterFacts 7/404 | The Chamber of Secrets

"Gilderoy Lockhart is the only Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher to have no connection at all to Voldemort."

That’s because even Voldemort has a certain demand for skill and competence

that was the sickest burn i have ever seen

wailtothethief:

Fuck I’m walking downtown and I pass a group of guys staring at me and I think “great catcall time” but then one guy goes “you look like you could kill a man a million different ways with just your bare hands”. This. This is an acceptable comment to give a girl on the street.

shutupstrax:

And in this gifset I demonstrate to you how I feel after 90% of my conversations

flying-indigo-people-eater:

 

salt-and-pepper-panda:

poutingly:

angryfuckingvegan:

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Angryfuckingvegan comes the conclusion that cows are not real and milk does not actually exist

apparently humans dont produce milk now either
i-believe-in-melinda-may:

badassblackwidowcavalry:

themse09:

itsareallynicebus:

themse09:

TOO MUCH PEFECTION….

GUYS.
I don’t think that’s Trip.
Do you see the leg?
I THINK THAT IS A METAL/FAKE LEG.
Mike?? Could that be Mike Peterson behind them??

OMG! You might be right!

Yeah, that actually looks like Mike!

after watching the Gif an the video about a hundred times i think it is Mike. 

i-believe-in-melinda-may:

badassblackwidowcavalry:

themse09:

itsareallynicebus:

themse09:

TOO MUCH PEFECTION….

GUYS.

I don’t think that’s Trip.

Do you see the leg?

I THINK THAT IS A METAL/FAKE LEG.

Mike?? Could that be Mike Peterson behind them??

OMG! You might be right!

Yeah, that actually looks like Mike!

after watching the Gif an the video about a hundred times i think it is Mike. 

lostinmarveluniverse:

"I am not getting stabbed in the name of science." - Darcy Lewis

"I would totally get stabbed for science" - Jane Foster

faeriviera:


Once, in a online chat with fans, JK Rowling revealed that the third scent Hermione could smell emanating from the Amortentia was that of Ron Weasley’s hair. [ x ]

faeriviera:

Once, in a online chat with fans, JK Rowling revealed that the third scent Hermione could smell emanating from the Amortentia was that of Ron Weasley’s hair. [ x ]

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If My Dog Could Talk
Dog: WAT DOING
Me: Nothing. I just stood up.
Dog: WHERE GO
Me: I'm literally walking 3 feet away. I'm not even leaving the room.
Dog: CAN I COME
Me: I mean sure but I'm literally just-
Dog: I COME TOO
Dog: WAT DOING
Me: I need to open this door.
Dog: I HALP
Me: No but you're in front of the door. Move please.
Dog: I HALP
Me: Sigh.
Dog: WHERE GOING
Me: I am going right back to the exact place I was sitting a second ago.
Dog: CAN I COME
Me: Sure.
Dog: I SIT IN LAP
Me: No please don't you are-
Dog: I SIT IN LAP
Me: No there's no room and-
Dog: LAP
Me: No, sit on the floor and I'll pet you.
Dog: RIGHT HERE
Me: That's literally on top of my leg.
Dog: IT'S PERFECT PET ME
Me: I am petting you. One second, let me just grab my glass-
Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME
Me: I literally am petting you, I just needed a drink-
Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME
Me: I AM
Dog: I SIT IN LAP
Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME
Dog: HOLD SLOBBER TOY
Dog: SNEEZE IN UR FACE
Me: .......