“Until we can close that portal, our priority is containment. Bu-“
He almost stumbles over the word, Bucky’s name resting on the edge of his tongue.
Nobody notices the hitch in his voice as he lets his lips form another name in its place.
“-arton, I want you on that roof, eyes on everything.”
Bucky grins at him, dragging a hand over Steve’s chest. “Yeah? What about you, running around in this thing? Do you not know what size shirt you wear, or are just doing the rest of the world a service?”
"This shirt fits," Steve argues.
"I’m not buying that," Bucky says with a shake of his head. "You should take it off so I can check the tag."
LMAO FUCKING SMOOTH BUCKY. FUCKING SMOOTH
please everyone go read this spy!au stevebucky fic. ITS AWESOME!!!!!!!
IM LAUGHING SO HARD
The poor models at Louis Vuitton.
yo, fuck marc jacobs, he treats models like complete shit all of the time and never gets called out on it
Oh my god this is real
if this doesnt get people pissed i dont know what will
I don’t understand why anyone would want to be a model. It’s a career that only lasts 10 years tops, not even. So unless you get famous or get into the fashion industry some other way you’re going to be out of a job by the time you are in your late 20’s or early 30’s. Also you get treated like shit, and don’t even get paid THAT well unless you’re lucky to work for a major place.
I wanna take this class! #Marvel
Wait, can I get another Master’s after I finish my PhD?
are straight boys obligated to touch the top of every door frame??
We do it as an act of cleansing for the times our hands accidentally brush against our bros’ hands
no cough syrup
you are not ‘grape flavoured’
have you ever tasted a grape
you taste like death and the tears of small children
not fucking grape
wow what a surprise another cis-gendered white upper-middle class american male telling someone what they can and cannot identify as. why don’t you go fuck yourself
i wish i lived in england!! then i’d have a cute english boyfr-
seriously this is what they look like
wtf why do they all look like theyre stuck in their eminem phase