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alltheonesiam:

Hands down though this was the best part of Blood of Olympus

alltheonesiam:

Hands down though this was the best part of Blood of Olympus

queen-of-fallen-angels:

jaxs-the-fallen-angel:

howling-rising-demon:

princess-dickhead:

delzdesigns:

Imagine having 2 dads, and then them divorcing and dating other men. Then you’d have 4 dads.

The amount of dad jokes…

"I’m hungry"
"Hi hungry, I’m dad."
"Hi dad, I’m dad too!"
"Hi dad too, I’m dad three."
"Hi dad three, I’m dad."

What have you done

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Deleted lines from The Avengers script #490
Steve: What’s the matter? Scared of a little lightning?
Loki:
*(An errant thunderbolt smacks Steve in the crotch)*
Loki:
Thor: *(on side of Quinjet, mouthing through window)* That was for you, Brother!
Loki: *(smiles)*
Steve: *(wails on the floor)*

aaronswarnerr:

Everyone has it, but no one can lose it. What is it, Stiles?

A shadow.

thecutestofthecute:

This is probably the cutest thing I’ve ever laid eyes upon. Ohh my god.

allhailthebands:

danthemedicman:

friends-first:

danthemedicman

this man is literally living my dream

this is unfair

i’m extremely upset right now.

I want this

darrynek:

when you’re buying something and the cashier gives you change and people are waiting in line behind you and slowly moving forward and you’re trying to cram your change in your wallet and get out of the way as fast as you can that shit is horrifying and traumatic

mesaxi:

A coyote cools off in the drink fridge at a Quiznos in the Chicago Loop, 2007

“It did not growl. It did not make any sounds. It just tried to get in. Apparently it was scared and tried to shelter itself,” said Ray Zavalas, Quiznos employee.

faisdm:

legodinasaur:

mylifewasamazinguntiliwasborn:

yurstrulyceleste:

on a scale of one to invade russia in the winter

how bad is your idea

invading finland in winter

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the Finns used SKIS. just imagine being a Russian coming to battle and all of a sudden the Finns come out on nowhere ON SKIS

You could say the Russians were…

Finnished.

sophiereads-sophiewrites:

pocketpadfoot:

bloodpactgirlscout:

last night it occurred to me that sirius black being colorblind would make a lot of sense

bc like

i dunno dogs and stuff

but imagine a red-green colorblind sirius

he loves gryffindor so much and hates slytherin SO MUCH 

but he CANT TELL THE COLORS APART

HE CHEERS FOR THE WRONG TEAM AT QUIDDITCH MATCHES probably.

"AW YEAH GRYFFINDOR SCORES!!!!"

"Padfoot, that’s your brother who scored."

"NOT FUCKING AGAIN"

I approve this headcanon.

demispooky:

male teachers arent allowed to dress code female students anymore at my school because somebody pointed out that if they had been dress coded for their shorts/skirt being too short or their bra showing by a male teacher, that meant said male teacher was looking at her ass and boobs i am laughing my fucking ass off

piertotum-locomottor:

awkwardmyrthe:

loserslol:

mishasbuttt:

thyartismordor:

r3d-lipstickk:

SO THIS WASN’T JUST A BRITISH THING?!

IT WAS NUMBER 1 IN AUSTRALIA FOR LIKE 3 WEEKS AND THEN IT WAS CRAZY FROG…. fucking 2001

a ringdingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingding daaaaaaaaaaaadaaaaaaaaaa

this was my favourite song oh my god

Reblogging because of nostalgic reasons

this song is spanish.

piertotum-locomottor:

awkwardmyrthe:

loserslol:

mishasbuttt:

thyartismordor:

r3d-lipstickk:

SO THIS WASN’T JUST A BRITISH THING?!

IT WAS NUMBER 1 IN AUSTRALIA FOR LIKE 3 WEEKS AND THEN IT WAS CRAZY FROG…. fucking 2001

a ringdingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingding daaaaaaaaaaaadaaaaaaaaaa

this was my favourite song oh my god

Reblogging because of nostalgic reasons

this song is spanish.